I honor of all those professional athletes out there who have been charged with or convicted of a crime I have assembled my All-Convict Teams for the NFL, NBA, and MLB. I tried to avoid players with just simple DUI charges because that happens almost every day. Enjoy and if there are any glaring ommissions feel free to call me out on them in the comments section.NFL
QB - Mick Vick -Dog fighting/gambling
QB - Quincy Carter - DWI & drug possession
RB - O.J. Simpson - Kidnapping & armed robbery
RB - Jamal Lewis - Helping set up a drug deal with a cell phone
RB - "Mercury" Morris - Cocaine trafficking (20 years)
RB - Lawrence Phillips - 7 counts of assault w/deadly weapon (10 years)
RB - Cecil Collins - Sexual assault, burglary, breaking and entering (15 years)
WR - Rae Carruth - Conspiracy to committ murder (18 years)
WR - Chris Henry - Providing alcohol to minors among other things
WR - Brandon Marshall - Domestic violence & DUI
WR - Plaxico Burress - Illegal possession of a firearm
DEF - "Pacman" Jones - Felony obstruction of an officer, assault & vandalism, public intoxication
DEF - Tank Johnson - Possession of 6 unregistered firearms
DEF - Leonard Little -Vehicular manslaughter & DUI
DEF - Terrence Kiel - Transportation of a controlled substance
OL - Nate Newton - Possession of 175lbs of marijuana
OL - Nick Kaczur - Possession of prescription painkillers
TE - Mark Chmura - 3rd degree sexual assault (acquitted)
K - Sebastian Janikowski - 3 DUI's and a bribery charge
NBA
Center - Jayson Williams - Witness and evidence tampering (Acquitted of manslaughter charge)
Forward - Corie Blount - Felony drug possession (11lbs of marijuana)
Forward - Shawn Kemp - Cocaine & marijuana possession
Forward- Damone Brown - Money laundering
Forward - Charles Barkley - DUI & traffic violations
Forward - Reuben Patterson - Attempted rape & felony domestic violence
Guard - Jamaal Tinsely - Felony intimidation & misdemeanor battery
Guard - Allen Iverson - Felony charge of maiming by mob & marijuana possession
Guard - Jason Kidd - Domestic Violence
MLB
Catcher - Jim Leyritz - DUI & Vehicular manslaughter
Infielder - Troy Neel - Evading child obligations (owes $725,000 in child support)
Outfielder - Derek Bell - Felony cocaine possession & possession of drug peraphernalia
Relief Pitcher - Ugueth Urbina - Attempted murder (14 years)
Starting Pitcher - Doc Gooden - DUI, battery, prodabtion violations
Infielder - Jose Offerman - Assault with a bat
Pitcher - Julio Mateo -Assault and forging money
Outfielder - Barry Bonds - Perjury and obstruction of justice
Outfielder - Darryl Strawberry - Tax evasion, soliciting a prostitute, cocaine possession, parole violations, filing false police report
Infielder - Alberto Callaspo - Misdemeanor assault & felony property damage
Infielder - Scott Spiezio - DUI, aggrevated assault, battery, hit and run
Honorable Mentions
MLB - Albert Belle - Felony Stalking
NBA - Qyntel Woods - Dog fighting & marijuana possession
NBA - Sebastian Telfair - Weapons possession
NFL - Bam Morris - Felony marijuana possession
NFL - Jack Harper - Illegal alligator harvesting & identity theft
NFL - Sammy Smith - Drug trafficking





3 comments:
what? No criminal hockey team? So typically polite all those nice young Canadians...
I think you mean Bam Morris, not Mercury Morris.
No, I mean Eugene "Mercury" Morris. In 1982 he was sentenced to 20 years in prison for cocaine trafficking. Bam Morris served 3 years in jail for violating his parole on a cocaine possession charge.
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